TOPHERCHRIS' TOP SECRET TUMBLR

OMG, THIS IS SO COOL. I FOUND YOUR TOP SECRET TUMBLR.
top secret. TOP SECRET. don't worry your secret is safe with me.

notsosentimental

Yes good totally TOP SECRET. Nobody can know about this because of all the craziness that goes on here!

There sure are a lot of new people here. I hope nobody has blabbed about my TOP SECRET blog.

oh god no how did i end up here? this is secret oh god. what do i do? should i tell EVERYONE?

ureadysugartits-deactivated2011

Look don’t play with me like that. You can tell no one. This is only for my close personal friends.

Most of us know it's "Topher," not "Top Her," (because we're not complete fucking morons like some people) but do you prefer that people call you "Topher" or "Chris?"

Anonymous

I’m glad you sent this to my SECRET Tumblr since you used some bad language there.

When it comes down to it, I prefer Topher. I giggle on the inside for a millisecond anytime anybody calls me that. Totally worth it.

Top secret way to find all the dirty pictures you want

Do a google image search for “swimsuit” and oh man just watch out. Don’t tell anybody you got this from me.

seriously? you get paid to do this shit everyday? how old are you? 12?

Anonymous

Ooooohhhh. An internet user has a complaint! Let us all heed this valuable contribution to the zeitgeist.

TOPHERCHRIS IS THAT YOU?! I THINK I JUST FOUND YOUR SECRET TUMBLR. OMG.

youturnmeintosomebodyloved

No my god. Okay yes but just you and me okay? Nobody else needs to know about the DEBAUCHERY that’s going to be happening here.

How inebriated are you?

blackchicks

OH MAN okay so I was hoping nobody was going to notice anything but I had to take three Advil when I got home for a bad headache and all that medicine has me feeling all woozy. But please guys please don’t tell anybody else. OMG I’m freaking out.

Man, that sure would suck if you somehow ended up on the radar...
Just sayin...

jnkwb

HA HA. Man, that sure would! I wonder how that could happen!

Heh heh I actually know exactly how!